just another day at the quarry

worth skipping class for

we're just 
a... couple 
of happy 
snowmen

the yellow cat (pikachu) umbrella arrived today on my porch. 
perfect timing.

Ode to Oscillator

Band Website

Check dis out! Sweet new band I stumbled upon one day while on my regular cruise through myspace music... checkin out the goodies like Miley Cyrus and Ke$ha. But suriously, even though this is the boyfriend's band, I highly recommend them unbiasedly. Especially the new songs Towers and Epoch Elegy.

Or click here!

i hear it is more fun

 

want the blonde back. do not want the burny root dying back, or expensive products, or fights with brad over missing spots...

Perfect Pet

must... resist... adopting...

Good one apple

Dildo Do Nots

Dildos were illegal in Texas until 2008.
I can see their danger... crusty, conservative,
old men would not get any.

Because pies are better than steel ties...

Well I want to have time to bake addorable cherry pies (recipe found on not martha)... should have done something nice like this for the boyfriend. wooops. Instead I drug him out to my place of work (Zocalo) to have breakfast with me before my shift. REAL romantic I know. There was even a hidden motive behind it. To prove to my coworkers that there is a real boyfriend. I have a feeling they think I'm a crazy.

This is what I should be studying... can you blame me for starting a blog again? Didn't think so.

Back and Older than EVER

Please do not judge the things I said when I was a measly high school senior. Hah who am I kidding, judge away! I am still equally shallow, uninteresting, and self absorbed as I was then. please please please at least have a good laugh at 17 year old me. At least those entries will have served some purpose.

Anyway, "mature" "educated" "cultured" Kelsey has now taken over this blog and will attempt to entertain once again...